lmao :D

Recorded Mar 18th 2012 in Theone_theonly_cptkirk 2:00:01 0

smexy lmao

Beer Goggles!

Recorded Mar 18th 2012 in Theone_theonly_cptkirk 0:27 0

What next will Michele pull out of her bag of tricks!

Green Beer In a Green Glass

Recorded Mar 18th 2012 in Theone_theonly_cptkirk 1:30 0

"Green beer in a green glass that says Coca Cola and it likes head and I like to drink head, mmmmmm that's so delicious!" LMAO! Get a load of that 5-liter keg of Heineken! .. Nice head Michele!

Michele's Humps

Recorded Mar 18th 2012 in Theone_theonly_cptkirk 4:20 0

Michele proudly shows her all-around "humps". Isn't she such a cam-whore! Mrs. Cptkirk: your night time and/or daytime fun will never be the same again! Now you can both go shopping for clothes - what fun!

Michele's "Comin Out!"

Recorded Mar 18th 2012 in Theone_theonly_cptkirk 2:48 0

Michele's "comin' out" alright - in more ways than one! Mike you're a trip!!

Michele, Our Wonderful Host(ess) Dances To A Pussy(cat)

Recorded Mar 18th 2012 in Theone_theonly_cptkirk 4:42 0

Watch our gorgeous Michele dance to a Pussy(cat) tune, 'Don't Cha' ..Shake your money maker baby! oooooooo yeahhh!

Look What a Little Green 'n A Few Beers Will Get You (pt.2)

Recorded Mar 18th 2012 in Theone_theonly_cptkirk 1:57:29 0

<-- So Michele continues to share her green-haired coiff and "heart on" w/ all her JTV friends. I told her to use a depilatory, but does she listen? No! And the sad thing is: she has to entertain one of her biggest customers tonight in a club; but her main man Vito isn't happy w/l the whiskers she's been sproutin'. What's a girl to do! Guess you might as well, keep drinkin'- she gets better lookin' as the night goes on! Cheers!! Happy St. Patty's Day ya'll!

Look What a Little Green 'n A Few Beers Will Get You

Recorded Mar 17th 2012 in Theone_theonly_cptkirk 1:59:46 0

<:--- Look at what a little green 'n a few beers will get you! Uhh, Cpt. Kirk, is there something you've been meaning to tell us? .. Don't forget to reapply your lipstick!