First the evil swingset murders me and hides my body in the bushes, but upon respawn, I seek righteous, Charles Bronson-like vengance, only to fall to an even worse fate...
They're gonna have to clean up after what I do to you.
Bonus Features include:
-Charon popping a bitch in the dome
-Possible dick and/or arm chunks flying through the air
-My lovable voice ^_^